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Review of Will Adamsdale’s ‘Victorian in the Wall’

I don’t usually do this. No, not blogging you fool, I mean publishing the reviews I write for the Offies. Not because I am ashamed of them particularly but because they are a bit speccy and I’m not sure anyone but me is all that interested in what the lighting was like. These reviews, nee…

Comedy Letter

Dear Sir Apologies for the formality but I am yet to find out your name. Sorry if, in that light, this missive carries excessive cupidity, especially as I have seemingly deflected your previous advances. I apologies if as I rush past you on my way to another fresh day of hell, if I have a…

Hi honey, I’m h…

Hi honey, I’m home… Yes. I am back. I am going to bring the baby out of the attic, dusting it off and use it. Yeah.