Native – beginning of an admission to Natasha Heart – Masculine Creativity Labyrinth – the way to the clitoris Horse – belonging to a prostitute Envy – desirable climbing plant, often seen on very expensive real estate From “The Dictionary of Mann”
Month: May 2013
Review of Will Adamsdale’s ‘Victorian in the Wall’
I don’t usually do this. No, not blogging you fool, I mean publishing the reviews I write for the Offies. Not because I am ashamed of them particularly but because they are a bit speccy and I’m not sure anyone but me is all that interested in what the lighting was like. These reviews, nee…
Five words from “The Dictionary of Mann – Redefining Pedantry”
Loyalty – Faithful Neck Furniture Infernal – Suggestive Diary Monastery – Where Money Gets Looked At Intently Illusion – Referencing Ones Hypochondria Power – A Big hitter From “The Dictionary of Mann”
Comedy Letter
Dear Sir Apologies for the formality but I am yet to find out your name. Sorry if, in that light, this missive carries excessive cupidity, especially as I have seemingly deflected your previous advances. I apologies if as I rush past you on my way to another fresh day of hell, if I have a…
Hi honey, I’m h…
Hi honey, I’m home… Yes. I am back. I am going to bring the baby out of the attic, dusting it off and use it. Yeah.