Random bit of writing I found… No idea what it is or why it is..

A bank of television screens, all showing separate images from CCTV cameras. Sitting in front of these is Jai, eating a bowl of cornflakes. In the centre screen there is a middle aged woman shouting.  She can not be heard. She is a mess.  She carries lots of crammed plastic bags. Jai zooms in on…

Opening from ‘Poster Boys’, for Westminster Prize 2010*

*It’s not great which is probably why I didn’t even place 🙂 Also, apologies for swearing..   Scene A central London Underground Station (Tottenham Court Road), Night; long after the last train has left the station Lights up. Mark is sitting on the rail.  Dennis is standing, pasting the stripped-back board in preparation for a…

Really old comedy sketch (written circa 2006)

A grotty post-office in one ot the mankier London ‘burbs, probably part of a Spa or some such hideous chain. There is a woman behind the post-office counter. She is just finishing with her last customer. She shuffles on and the next customer comes to the counter. He is a young man in his late…