I love it when you find notes and fragments of stuff you started writing a long time ago. You forget all about it and get to be disappointed in yourself all over again.

This nugget was me trying to turn Chris Huhne’s court case into a Dr Seuss book. Natural thing to spend your time doing…

And now we continue our book of the week… Horton hears a Huhne

Some poor little person who’s screaming from fear
I know I must help him. He can’t even steer!
I must save him said Horton with a flick of his trunk
He caught a small main trying to run abunk

Pish off said the Huhne in a voice very smallish
Ish my wife who was driving she’s simply apallish