G&T’knee on the clap-trap line
Cancelled services for the human unkind.
My FTSE fell off my FEETY.
Left me hobbled-de-hell.
99 problems, 
But the BREXIT taint won.
My shadow Cabinet has played it’s hand.
Dealer’s choice. Class AA droogs;
Kicking all the Polish where it hurts, in the windas.
All I want to say is,
Don’t sigh. Yell.