- I eat toast in bed. Crumbs.
- I plan to outlaw Brussel sprouts and spitting on the pavement.
- I may possibly be slightly intolerant… *cough*
- I believe that wearing jogging bottoms outside of exercise or the house is a sign of evil.
- I don’t give a shit about yogurt or kombucha. Whatever kombucha is.
- But I think kefir is perfectly acceptable. Which is weird given my pov on yogurt.
- I like arguing about art and politics. Even if I agree with you.
- I’m either so over-enthusiastic I need to be kept on a short leash and muzzled, or so apathetic you have to check for a pulse. Rarely anything in between.
- I’m really fat. This probably bothers you more than it bothers me.
- I swear all-the-fucking-time. Even around your children.
- Achalasia.
- I have the sense of humour of a nine year old public school boy.
- Sometimes it’s a struggle to tell the difference between my sarcasm and my sincerity.
- I leave wet towels on the carpet.
- I spend everything I earn.
- Snore like a trooper, especially after wine.
- I use the word awesome. All the time. Which is awesome.
- Coffee / beer / gin snob.
- I have no idea what I’m doing.
- I really like making lists. 😉
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