In 1486 a giraffe was released into Florence. It roamed freely for three weeks before dying.
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screenwriting
Story on a train 2: Rings
Oh-my-God-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god. Breathe, you stupid woman. Breathe. Oh-my-God-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god. What the Hell am I going to do? I can feel the ring on my finger burning my skin. Making the sheathed patch of skin itch and scratch and writhe away from the metal. Or am I projecting too much? I really need to get a grip. I…
The pitch I would have done for @Raindance if I could see or speak or stand up…
Hi. My name is Sarah Mann and I make my living building those annoying adverts that pop up over your email when you are trying to read it. Before I get on with my pitch, I’d like to run some personal ads by you. These are apparently the funniest personal ads EVER (according to a…