Hmmmmm… I’m rapidly discovering I suck at being evil – apparently being a bit bitchy and crude isn’t the sane thing.
This will make some of you gasp and fall off your chairs – I might actually have to accept I might just be too nice!
It’s like thinking you’re Lady McBeth and discovering you are, in fact, the Nurse. Huge personal sigh.
Anyway, just a brief post to remind you I’m here. And I am still trying to scheme my schemes. Honest.
My recruitment drive bombed. No one wants to be a minion, even a higher up minion. Even if I promise uniform and cake. This too makes me sad.
So I’m nice and sad. But not evil.
Poo.
More later.
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This is a very timely post for me. I, too, fleetingly wish to be more evil! Then I wouldn’t get hurt by bullies, I wouldn’t lose sleep over misunderstandings and I wouldn’t worry about anyone else half as much as I do. I would selfishly coast through life with blissful ignorance and be quite apathetic about who stays close and who wanders off. Of course, being morally aware and virtuous is a very good way to be but transitory fantasies sometimes help us cope! xxx
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I’d like to help you be more evil but I’ve got a rehearsal! That’s not very evil is it?
But, for the nonce, I submit this for you to aspire to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
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