#28PlaysLater: Day 18 – “Sex, and Drugs, and Bacon Rolls”


Today’s Challenge:

Write a play in emojis.








๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ–Š and ๐Ÿคบ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’บ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿž together at a table in a ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿด. It is morning and the sun streams through the window. A ๐ŸŒฌ ๐Ÿ”” can be ๐Ÿ‘‚, mixed with cars driving past.


๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ โŒš is this ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด to ๐Ÿ‘ at the ๐Ÿ‘?

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ was supposed to ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‚ some โŒš ago. It’s why ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ got โŒš for ๐Ÿž.

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘. ๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ does ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜„?

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ’ก. Just ๐Ÿฝ your ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿž.

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ me some ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿท, that’s for sure. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท.

๐Ÿคบ: shut โ˜. you’re ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ซ ๐Ÿ‘.

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ โญ• me? ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿคบ grabs ๐Ÿ‘‹ fork and drives it into ๐Ÿ–Š ๐Ÿ™Œ.


๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜€ said shut โ˜!

๐Ÿ–Š: that ๐Ÿค•. Take it out. Take it out. โญ• โญ• โญ• โญ•โ€ฆ

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜€ promise to ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ด?

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜€ promise.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿคบ grabs ๐Ÿ‘‹ fork and pulls it out of ๐Ÿ–Š ๐Ÿ™Œ. ๐Ÿ–Š pulls her ๐Ÿ™Œ and wraps it in her ๐Ÿ‘•.


๐Ÿ–Š: i’m going to ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿ”› my ๐Ÿ‘• now. it’s was ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ”› this ๐ŸŒž.

๐Ÿคบ: serves ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘‰ for doing ๐Ÿ˜ฃ laundry.

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ know i’m ๐Ÿ˜ฑ of the ๐Ÿ›€.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ–Š and ๐Ÿคบ ๐Ÿฝ in ๐Ÿ“ด.


๐Ÿ–Š: wanna go โฌ…๏ธ to the motel and ๐Ÿ”ฉ?

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜ฃ. ๐Ÿ˜€ a ๐Ÿ’‰ mess and ๐Ÿ˜€ don’t wanna touch ๐Ÿ˜€ at this โŒš. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿˆถ a job to do and ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ should really ๐Ÿš for the ๐Ÿ‘ฆ to come and inspect the ๐Ÿ‘.

๐Ÿ–Š: But do ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ me ๐Ÿคบ? Do ya? Do ya still ๐Ÿ˜ me?

๐Ÿคบ: course ๐Ÿ˜€ do ๐Ÿ–Š. Why else would ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿš‹ around ๐Ÿ“Œ with your lame ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ˜€ didn’t?

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ suppose.

๐Ÿคบ: now what’s got into ๐Ÿ˜€ all the ๐Ÿคฌ? ๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ don’t know. Maybe it’s just that โŒš of the ๐Ÿˆท๏ธ of somethin. ๐Ÿคบ: Probably. ๐Ÿ‘ how ๐Ÿ˜€ were in Louisiana? That ๐Ÿ‘ฆ was in a ๐Ÿˆต ๐Ÿ‘ค cast for ๐Ÿˆท๏ธ.

๐Ÿ–Š: that was ๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿ˜„.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ”‡


๐Ÿ–Š: Can ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ’ฌ to ๐Ÿ˜€?

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ–Š: I’m ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿคบ: Of ๐Ÿ˜ฆ?

๐Ÿ–Š: Growing ๐Ÿ‘ด

๐Ÿคบ: You’ll never be ๐Ÿ‘ด, my ๐Ÿ˜. ๐Ÿ˜€ will be young forever in my ๐Ÿ‘€.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ–Š touches ๐Ÿคบ ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ’ˆ. ๐Ÿคบ responds by ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ–Š ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘„.


๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ need to ๐Ÿ’ฌ properly.

๐Ÿคบ: About ๐Ÿ˜ฆ?

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ†˜ much. ๐Ÿค‘. ๐Ÿ˜. โšฐ. ๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜ฆ has bought this ๐Ÿ”›?

๐Ÿ–Š: It’s ๐Ÿ—‘ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ‘‚. ๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ˜€ โฒ me.

๐Ÿ–Š: 3๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘‚ since the โšฐ of our ๐Ÿ‘ถ


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ”‡


๐Ÿคบ: An ๐Ÿš‘, my ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ–Š: Yeah. ๐Ÿ˜€ suppose.

๐Ÿคบ: And we’ll ๐Ÿˆถ another 1๏ธโƒฃ.

๐Ÿ–Š: really? when?

๐Ÿคบ: when ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ got the ๐Ÿค‘!

๐Ÿ–Š: Let’s ๐Ÿˆถ 1๏ธโƒฃ now. Go ๐Ÿ›€. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ โž• ๐Ÿ™… in ๐Ÿš‹ ๐Ÿšฝ or ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿค in โ˜• shops. Just me and ๐Ÿ˜€ and a ๐Ÿ‘ถ.

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ–Š ๐Ÿ‘ถ, ๐Ÿ˜€ know ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ can’t yet.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ”‡


๐Ÿ–Š: Is it cos of that ๐Ÿ‘ง?

๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ‘ง?

๐Ÿ–Š: Yeah. The ๐ŸŒฑ, ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿ‘ง?

๐Ÿคบ: There ain’t go ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ.

๐Ÿ–Š: Don ๐Ÿคฅ to me. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘ โŒจ ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿคณ.

๐Ÿคบ: Did ๐Ÿ˜€ (๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€) my ๐Ÿคณ?

๐Ÿ–Š: the ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ˜€ were โŒจ the ๐Ÿ˜ด our ๐Ÿ‘ถ โšฐ.

๐Ÿคบ: you donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜€ know that? You canโ€™t.

๐Ÿ–Š: ๐Ÿ˜€ done gone (๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€) that ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€ ๐Ÿ–จ. told me all about โŒš and ๐Ÿ‘ถ and ๐Ÿ’ง. ๐Ÿ˜€ know a ๐Ÿ‘ถ can drown in to 2๏ธโƒฃ inches of ๐Ÿ’ง. did ๐Ÿ˜€? ๐Ÿ˜€ โ›š ๐Ÿ–•. and that’s why ๐Ÿ˜€ don’t ๐Ÿƒ a ๐Ÿ‘ถ in a ๐Ÿ›€ in a ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿจ room alone. ๐Ÿ’ โšฐ totally alone. as ๐Ÿ’ lungs filled with ๐Ÿ’ง and the ๐ŸŒฌ was pushed from ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ค. and all because ๐Ÿ˜€ were โŒจ some ๐Ÿ†• piece of ๐Ÿ‘.


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ”‡


๐Ÿคบ: ๐Ÿ‘ถ

๐Ÿ–Š: shut โ˜ shut โ˜ shut โ˜ shut โ˜


๐ŸŽฆ โ˜: ๐Ÿ–Š grabs a ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿˆต of ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿž from ๐Ÿคบ ๐Ÿฝ and shoves it ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‹ throat. ๐Ÿคบ chokes. ๐Ÿคบ โšฐ. ๐Ÿ–Š ๐Ÿ’บ โฌ…๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‡ in her ๐Ÿ’บ. ๐Ÿ’ is ๐Ÿ“ด . ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ at the ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ‘ค of ๐Ÿคบ. ๐Ÿ’ swallows. ๐Ÿ–Š resumes ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿž. ๐Ÿ”š.


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