Today’s Challenge:

Write a play in emojis.

Cast:

 

🖊

🤺

 

Scene:

 

🎦 ☝: 🖊 and 🤺 👉 💺 🍽 🥓🍞 together at a table in a 🗽🍴. It is morning and the sun streams through the window. A 🌬 🔔 can be 👂, mixed with cars driving past.

 

🖊: 🆘 😦 ⌚ is this 👦 🇨🇴 to 👁 at the 👍?

🤺: 💁‍♂️ was supposed to 🅱️ 👂 some ⌚ ago. It’s why 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 got ⌚ for 🍞.

🖊: 😀 👁. 🆘 😦 does 💁‍♂️ 👁 😄?

🤺: 😣 💡. Just 🍽 your 🥓 🍞.

🖊: 😀 😍 me some 👍 🐷, that’s for sure. 🐷 🐷 🐷.

🤺: shut ☝. you’re 🇲🇦 👫 👁.

🖊: 😀 😳 ⭕ me? 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷

 

🎦 ☝: 🤺 grabs 👋 fork and drives it into 🖊 🙌.

 

🤺: 😀 said shut ☝!

🖊: that 🤕. Take it out. Take it out. ⭕ ⭕ ⭕ ⭕…

🤺: 😀 promise to 🅱️ 📴?

🖊: 👍 😀 promise.

 

🎦 ☝: 🤺 grabs 👋 fork and pulls it out of 🖊 🙌. 🖊 pulls her 🙌 and wraps it in her 👕.

 

🖊: i’m going to 🉐 💉 🔛 my 👕 now. it’s was 🛀 🔛 this 🌞.

🤺: serves 😀 👉 for doing 😣 laundry.

🖊: 😀 know i’m 😱 of the 🛀.

 

🎦 ☝: 🖊 and 🤺 🍽 in 📴.

 

🖊: wanna go ⬅️ to the motel and 🔩?

🤺: 😣. 😀 a 💉 mess and 😀 don’t wanna touch 😀 at this ⌚. 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🈶 a job to do and 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 should really 🚏 for the 👦 to come and inspect the 👍.

🖊: But do 😀 😍 me 🤺? Do ya? Do ya still 😍 me?

🤺: course 😀 do 🖊. Why else would 😀 🚋 around 📌 with your lame 🍑 if 😀 didn’t?

🖊: 😀 suppose.

🤺: now what’s got into 😀 all the 🤬? 🖊: 😀 don’t know. Maybe it’s just that ⌚ of the 🈷️ of somethin. 🤺: Probably. 👁 how 😀 were in Louisiana? That 👦 was in a 🈵 👤 cast for 🈷️.

🖊: that was 🆘 😄.

 

🎦 ☝: 🔇

 

🖊: Can 😀 💬 to 😀?

🤺: 👍

🖊: I’m 😱

🤺: Of 😦?

🖊: Growing 👴

🤺: You’ll never be 👴, my 😍. 😀 will be young forever in my 👀.

 

🎦 ☝: 🖊 touches 🤺 🔛 👋 💈. 🤺 responds by 😘 🖊 🔛 the 👄.

 

🖊: 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 need to 💬 properly.

🤺: About 😦?

🖊: 🆘 much. 🤑. 😍. ⚰. 🤺: 😦 has bought this 🔛?

🖊: It’s 🗑 😗 👂. 🤺: 😀 ⏲ me.

🖊: 3️⃣ 👂 since the ⚰ of our 👶

 

🎦 ☝: 🔇

 

🤺: An 🚑, my 🍬 😍

🖊: Yeah. 😀 suppose.

🤺: And we’ll 🈶 another 1️⃣.

🖊: really? when?

🤺: when 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 got the 🤑!

🖊: Let’s 🈶 1️⃣ now. Go 🛀. 😣 ➕ 🙅 in 🚋 🚽 or 😎 🤝 in ☕ shops. Just me and 😀 and a 👶.

🤺: 🖊 👶, 😀 know 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 can’t yet.

 

🎦 ☝: 🔇

 

🖊: Is it cos of that 👧?

🤺: 👧?

🖊: Yeah. The 🌱, 🦋 👧?

🤺: There ain’t go 👶 🐝.

🖊: Don 🤥 to me. 😀 👁 ⌨ 🔛 😀 🤳.

🤺: Did 😀 (🤑 🔫 👮‍) my 🤳?

🖊: the 👧 😀 were ⌨ the 😴 our 👶 ⚰.

🤺: you don’t 😀 know that? You can’t.

🖊: 😀 done gone (🤑 🔫 👮‍) that 👮‍ 🖨. told me all about ⌚ and 👶 and 💧. 😀 know a 👶 can drown in to 2️⃣ inches of 💧. did 😀? 😀 ⛚ 🖕. and that’s why 😀 don’t 🍃 a 👶 in a 🛀 in a 💩 🏨 room alone. 💁 ⚰ totally alone. as 💁 lungs filled with 💧 and the 🌬 was pushed from 💁 👤. and all because 😀 were ⌨ some 🆕 piece of 🍑.

 

🎦 ☝: 🔇

 

🤺: 👶

🖊: shut ☝ shut ☝ shut ☝ shut ☝

 

🎦 ☝: 🖊 grabs a 🙌 🈵 of 🥓🍞 from 🤺 🍽 and shoves it 👇 👋 throat. 🤺 chokes. 🤺 ⚰. 🖊 💺 ⬅️ 👇 in her 💺. 💁 is 📴 . 💁 👁 at the 💀 👤 of 🤺. 💁 swallows. 🖊 resumes 🍽 🥓🍞. 🔚.