#Feburezes

So, to remind you the rezes are my decision to try to make things better a little bit at a time. January’s first batch of rezes was: 1) stop smoking before 11am. 2) unsubscribe from annoying emails using combination of Unroll.Me and pure Mann-powered determination. 3) stop using the word ‘busy’. Rezes 2 & 3…

#28Plays Later- Day 17 – “Puffin”

Cast: Two Legs Puffin A – can’t say the letter ‘f’ Puffin B – can’t say the letter ‘d’ Puffin C – can’t say the letter ‘r’   Setting: All action takes place on a large rock in an unknown know-where location of the ocean in the not-too-distant future.   Scene 1: (7 words in…

#28Plays Later: Day 16 – “Estate”

Today’s challenge: Write a play set that is written to be staged somewhere you really love. And make the language and speech patterns long and expressive as possible. Venue / Setting: A five bed family home in a leafy neighbourhood in suburban Surrey. Ticketing / Marketing: Viewers responds to an ‘ad’ in a local paper…

You what now!?

Just found this on my phone. Is this a my head thing or someone else’s head thing? In a bad writer’s patella, Lives The Baptiste in a Churchyard Garden And he has been kind enough To supply a ramp to God.

#28Plays Later: Day 15 – “Saga Cruises”

Today’s Challenge: Write a saga. The BIGGER and MORE EPIC, the better. And use as few words (aka dialogue) as possible. Cast: Many, many monkeys Odin Freya Valkyrie Grendal Snorri Sturluson Njord Yngvi-Frey Fjölnir Sveigder Vanlade Visburr Domalde Domarr Dyggve Dag the Wise/Dagr Spaka Agne Erik Alrik Yngvi Alf Hugleik Haki Jorund Aun Ongentheow Ottar…

#28DaysLater: Day 14 – “Funny Bones”

Note to self… I think there may actually be something in the ‘bare bones’ lolol (you will get this more when you read the challenge) of this story. I don’t have the time or the energy to develop this more for the purposes of the challenge but maybe something in it once this is all…

#28PlaysLater: Day 13 – Ummmmm

So two things, a) I have the media flu. It’s like the kind of cold a normal person gets but sooooo much worse because I work in the media darrrrrrrling. It basically means I keep falling asleep at moments where I would rather stay awake. It has kept me off work today dagnammit and this…

#28PlaysLater: Day 12 – “10 Minutes”

  Challenge 12 – Due 13/02 at 09:59:59am GMT Let’s do a time restriction exercise. Decide how much time you want to write today (it could be five minutes or 6 hours, 17 minutes and 32 seconds). The write for half that time and edit for the other half. For bonus points, maybe use a…

#28PlaysLater: Day 11 – “Bin Heart”

Challenge 11 – Due 12/02 at 09:59:59am GMT Use numbers or mathematics as the inspiration for a play. Cast: Computer 1 Computer 2 Scene: A work room. Two desktop computers are processing at neighbouring desks. One of the computers starts emitting the ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ in wav format. The computers then proceed to speak…

#28PlaysLater: Day 10 – “더 이상 아저씨 좋은 남자”

Challenge 10 – Due 11/02 at 09:59:59am GMT Write a JuK(e)-Pop-Box MusiK-Pop-als! Easy. Cast: Eddie Catz Yan Ken   The Musical (Korean translation) Eddie Katz는 버스 정류장에 혼자 앉아 있습니다. 어두워. 버스가 지나간다. 에디는 웅덩이가 튀다. 그는 그의 학교 교복 온통 슬프게도 물을 본다. 큐 음악. 우리 말 단지 다음 걸 지핀 너리셔 하산 길…