Your Wildest Dreams Come True – Make you’re own Mini Mann!

Seen Sarah and thought ‘awwwww, she is just too cute. I want one’?! Now you can. Simply download the PDF, cut out (alway make sure you have a grown up present and remember; don’t run with the scissors) add a bit of sticky back plastic and hey-presto! You’re own mini comedy genii. PDF here: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B73gQRcyhewPUGsya3Nlc3Yxb28/edit?usp=docslist_api…

The Quiet Place

Having a week lost to being asleep (not as much fun as it sounds), I’ve gone to that quiet place I go to when I have ‘so much to do’ but no time to do it with. Now, anyone who knows me will probably point more casual acquaintances to the big flashing warning sign, which…

Perfect Day! 2014 News: SIMON CAINE

Irregular Gigs is very excited. The time. 8:45 pmThe day: Sunday 9 FebruaryThe place: The Elixir Bar, EustonThe event: SIMON CAINE AT PERFECT DAY! 2014 Simon Caine is doing the headline slot at Perfect Day! 2014. Like really. No jokes. I mean, there will be jokes, but this is serious post. And it’s going to be…

My mum dreams the weirdest things. The best

My mum dreams the weirdest things. The best part of this is that she gets weirded out for days by them. She once refused to talk to my dad for a couple of days because in a dream he had sat on her purple bouclé hedgehog dog. So here is her most recent and possibly…

Mutual Mass Debation!

Irregular Gigs presents Mutual Mass Debation! (Working Title… Honest…) New opportunity for people who want to do something with a bit of a twist, just for fun. I have booked space at the Royal George in Soho where Irregular Gigs will be hosting a debate series. Basically two teams of three people will get five…

THE RANDOM QUOTES CHALLENGE #joinme #quotationchallenge

So everyday until the end of the year, I am going to endeavour to write a piece based around a random quote from this generator: http://www.feath.com/idea/quote.htm It’s a coincidence that the generator is clearly supposed to be used as a writing prompt; this is something I have been thinking of doing for a while. So join me…

The Laughing Dalek

Good news, I survived the flight from Marrakech*. Bad news, I have literally lost the TARDIS. DHL have mislaid it in Surrey somewhere. True Fact. No one wants to be the Silurian at the party. I know Haters gotta Hate, but don’t be  one of them, sad and alone on a Friday night, with no-one…

Evol: Part 1

Everyone was talking about it. Or at least the advertisement said that everyone was talking about it. The greatest Evolution since… Evolution! Admittedly, Kate’s friends, family and casual acquaintances didn’t know what it did exactly but they had all heard from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend that it was the ‘only thing’. Kate rolled her eyes at the…

Train Story 4: tuna

Tuna was the dominant smell. The whole carriage was high with the stench. People were screaming, laughing, screwing, fighting. I had thought many thing about the end of the world; I had expected human degradation and desperation; but never the smell of tuna. Overwrought I struggled out of my seat and down the seething aisle….

Story on a train 3: Moving On

Singing “we are the champions” at the top of her voice, Clara tottered down the platform as high as her heels and only half as sensible. It had been a night of good byes. One person lost to cancer by lunch time. One boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend, said good bye over a blazing row and a…