Hi honey, I’m home… Yes. I am back. I am going to bring the baby out of the attic, dusting it off and use it. Yeah.
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At the end of my knit-wits…
So, again the hand of fate has decided to outwit my plans for world domination through evilness. In fact I like to think that raw evil decided to bubble up through my skin I the form of big pussy boils known commonly as chicken pox. That’s how evil I am – I got the virus…
Without a little help from my friends…
Ok. So the knitting is still merely two balls and some chopsticks as far as I am concerned. I made the mistake of reading the knitting instruction manual and it sort of freaked me out. What I am rapidly learning is that I am not a doer – at least not on my own. I…
Humphrey Kerr is Dymock Watson: Nazi Smasher
Soho Theatre, 9 February 2011 Nazi plots, Romanian stage magicians and an imaginary, talking dog. What’s not to like? All Humphrey Kerr needs is a bare stage, a box and a magical spinning swastika to spin a yarn almost as tall as himself. The eponymous Dymock Watson (based on Kerr’s own maternal grandfather’s…
Expanding the Plan
So you’ve seen what I am up against, how I am to prepare for world domination. Think you can do better? Then add to the plan. Send me your suggestions of things I should do before I age another year. If I think it’s good then it will be added to the book. A few…
Evil plans and other stuff.
So what is all this about I hear you call. Or not more likely. Well, basically as some of you might know I hit 30 this year. Well, I say hit. It was more like a bullet casually falling out of a cardboard box with all its other bullety friends. And on a whim, I…
Evol
Everyone was talking about it. Or at least the advertisement said that everyone was talking about it. The greatest Evolution since… Evolution! Admittedly, Kate’s friends, family and casual acquaintances didn’t know what it did exactly but they had all heard from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend that it was the ‘only thing’. Kate rolled her eyes at the…
Idea?
In 1486 a giraffe was released into Florence. It roamed freely for three weeks before dying.