Not a little hernia…

… Just a brief hiatus… (See what I did there…?) “hi·a·tus [hahy-ey-tuhs] noun, plural -tus·es, -tus. 1.a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc. 2.a missing part; gap or lacuna: Scholars attempted to account for the hiatus in the medieval manuscript. 3.any gap or opening. 4.Grammar, Prosody . the coming together,…

JOIN ME! At least you know you’ll be fed…

Ok, it’s not in the list of things in my evil plan but I feel it’s important for a potential evil dictator such as myself to have a fully rounded skill set. Last year I learnt how to poach an egg. This year I have attempted to flip pancakes. Yep, actually confidentially flip them. I…

Too ambitious for my first attempt at knitting…?

Though few of my evil plans are yet to come to fruition, please do not think my brain is idle. In fact quite to opposite. Plans for new shows, cakes and various outdoor pursuits are more that bubbling away, so keep looking back at this blog for details on all these events as I make…

Expanding the Plan

So you’ve seen what I am up against, how I am to prepare for world domination. Think you can do better? Then add to the plan. Send me your suggestions of things I should do before I age another year. If I think it’s good then it will be added to the book. A few…

Evil plans and other stuff.

So what is all this about I hear you call. Or not more likely. Well, basically as some of you might know I hit 30 this year. Well, I say hit. It was more like a bullet casually falling out of a cardboard box with all its other bullety friends. And on a whim, I…