Ok. So the knitting is still merely two balls and some chopsticks as far as I am concerned. I made the mistake of reading the knitting instruction manual and it sort of freaked me out. What I am rapidly learning is that I am not a doer – at least not on my own. I…
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“You can’t kill the Boogeyman”
“Hi honey… I’m home…” “We all go a little mad sometimes.” “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” At this point I am sad that my name is not Johnny or Chucky. Why is it, in horror movies, boys get all the best lines while the girls run around in white vests and do things you know…
Not a little hernia…
… Just a brief hiatus… (See what I did there…?) “hi·a·tus [hahy-ey-tuhs] noun, plural -tus·es, -tus. 1.a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc. 2.a missing part; gap or lacuna: Scholars attempted to account for the hiatus in the medieval manuscript. 3.any gap or opening. 4.Grammar, Prosody . the coming together,…
One woman expands the evilness…
Dinner with Elaine Tesalona seemed like such a good idea at the time…
Humphrey Kerr is Dymock Watson: Nazi Smasher
Soho Theatre, 9 February 2011 Nazi plots, Romanian stage magicians and an imaginary, talking dog. What’s not to like? All Humphrey Kerr needs is a bare stage, a box and a magical spinning swastika to spin a yarn almost as tall as himself. The eponymous Dymock Watson (based on Kerr’s own maternal grandfather’s…
JOIN ME! At least you know you’ll be fed…
Ok, it’s not in the list of things in my evil plan but I feel it’s important for a potential evil dictator such as myself to have a fully rounded skill set. Last year I learnt how to poach an egg. This year I have attempted to flip pancakes. Yep, actually confidentially flip them. I…
Too ambitious for my first attempt at knitting…?
Though few of my evil plans are yet to come to fruition, please do not think my brain is idle. In fact quite to opposite. Plans for new shows, cakes and various outdoor pursuits are more that bubbling away, so keep looking back at this blog for details on all these events as I make…
Expanding the Plan
So you’ve seen what I am up against, how I am to prepare for world domination. Think you can do better? Then add to the plan. Send me your suggestions of things I should do before I age another year. If I think it’s good then it will be added to the book. A few…
Evil plans and other stuff.
So what is all this about I hear you call. Or not more likely. Well, basically as some of you might know I hit 30 this year. Well, I say hit. It was more like a bullet casually falling out of a cardboard box with all its other bullety friends. And on a whim, I…
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